Dictators and good friends Gamal Abdel Nasser and Josip Broz Tito, both previously believed to be dead, have been meeting in Calgary since Wednesday.
The week’s first meeting took place on 1st St. SW, near 9th Ave. SW. Nasser and Tito stood together on a red carpet and greeted each other in an extended salute.
On Thursday they ventured to the University of Calgary. There they sewed themselves together with red string and gave a lecture on their work with the Non-Aligned Movement.
On Friday, the clever pair decided to dodge the crowds and meet an hour earlier than had previously been scheduled. By the time fans arrived to witness the historic occasion at Calgary City Hall, Nasser and Tito were finished and had slipped away. Discussions were said to have revolved around the weather and, specifically, snowballs.
The pair was seen attending various cultural events together when not engaged in diplomatic functions.